Weird electro and some new shit

Yes. Chromeo is weird electro. They’re really hit or miss with me because they essentially update a type of music I drink heavily to forget. So now they make my drinking problem worse. Fuckers. This remix of “Me and My Man” I’ve liked since I bought it off of Beatport a few years back, however.

[Download Chromeo – Me and My Man (Fly Whitey Remix)]

Next up is the first track from the latest Yeah Yeah Yeahs release. Yes, I understand it’s not being posted here two months before it’s released. I don’t care. I like this. So there. I’m posting it because I like it. It makes me happy in my no-no spot. Which actually kind of creeps me out. The aforementioned drinking will come in handy.

[Download Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Zero]

Last up is just a really strange remix of the Designer Drugs track “Zombies”. It’s by the Montreal duo Nrotb, and considering the sound they have here, I found it quite odd that house label Coco Machete brought them on board. Well, perhaps they fit the niche since I last bought house records. Here’s their remix of “Zombies”. The oddly titled “Nrotb Dandy remix”. Lovely.

[Download Designer Drugs – ZOMBIES! (Nrotb Dandy Remix)]

Ah, yes. The time where I make some half-assed comment telling you to buy the stuff listed. Well, I’ve got nothing. Just go buy it. Now.

A couple from the latest Grizzly Bear album

Here’s a band I am sure most of the indie kids are lapping up right now. I got a chance to catch Grizzly Bear before Radiohead last August, and while they were good technically speaking, they were….well….rigid. Staying in one spot for the most part, and sans any real energy. Then again, it’s sort of who they are. They don’t make songs – for the most part – that really make someone energized and jumpy. Their music is often atmospheric and chill. Hell, when Adult Swim starts using your music for their now almost legendary Bumps? You’ve made it. Here’s a clip of the Bump using their cut “Easier”.

Well, these two songs here are from their latest album, Veckatimest. The tracks are somewhat of a departure from Yellow House, and this is a pretty good thing. They offer a more full composition in regards to songwriting and melodies, and tend to be less rough around the edges. So here are the tracks “Two Weeks” and “Cheerleader”. Now go buy their album!

[Download Grizzly Bear – Cheerleader]

[Download Grizzly Bear – Two Weeks]

Now, get your ass in gear and go buy this. Or I tell your mom. After I’ve slept with her, of course.

Not easily offended

Friends since childhood in Paris.

Come 1996, one group becomes Daft Punk, and the other becomes Phoenix.

Come 2009, no one has not heard of Daft Punk, but have you ever heard of Phoenix? They both have a handful of studio albums under their belt. Only one got the Grammies and the headlining gigs though. Phoenix is currently on tour to support the upcoming album, and It looks like the London, Holland, Paris, and Berlin shows are sold out. So there is that. And someone in the US has obviously heard of them: Chicago, NYC and DC have sold out as well. You can check them out if you’re planning to hit Bonnaroo.

If you were planning to skip all summer festivals because you assume that we your loyal music servants will report on them fully, you need to start contributing to our event fund. Because I don’t know if you’ve looked out the window lately, but there’s a recession out there. We do what we can. So, with that said… You’ll be at Bonnaroo right? Let us know how it is. They will also be at Austin City Limits in October, so if you’ve been a good little boy or girl and you’ve made your contribs, then we will go to that and tell you all about it. Hell, technically it seems to me like they are free during Outside Lands, so maybe we’ll see their name added to the lineup.

The new album hits US shelves on Tuesday. They previewed a few tracks from Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix when they appeared on SNL back in April. Check out Track 1, Lisztomania, here:

[Download Phoenix – Lisztomania]

Another new song they shared is called 1901. How about a remixed version? In this Ivan Beck Redub, this track is stretched out a bit and transformed into the island version. Check it out:

[Download Phoenix – 1901 (Ivan Beck Dub Remix)]

The tracks on Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix do sound more full, more developed and mature, than earlier work that I’ve been able to sample. 2004’s Alphabetical reminds me of Just Jack, whom I just love all the same. In fact, if you challenged me, I might guess that just about any of the tracks off the earlier album belonged to Mr. Jack. Check out “Everything is Everything” from Alphabetical.

[Download Phoenix – Everything is Everything]

This year’s album manages to remain upbeat without chewing too much bubble gum, but don’t get me wrong… You could still catch me prancing home from the pool as if leading my own parade if I had this playing in the earbuds. (Never mind that I’ve got to get that remix loaded into the Pod too!) Oh, you didn’t hear about my parade? Yeah. You need to listen to the podcast, my friend. You can click that icon on the right of this blog page, or you can follow this link.

And the easiest way to start making your contributions to the bloggers you love the most is by compriando algo aqui:

Or you can just buy me something. I take a Small.

Thin White Duke post

So this week it’s finally nice outside, so I’ve been doing nothing but fucking around. Boston weather is messed up, so a nice day of mid 70’s can’t be wasted. So I thought of an old remix that Jacques Lu Cont – otherwise known as The Thin White Duke – had done for Felix Da Housecat a few years back, so it made me curious about other stuff he had done. So here are three of his remixes. Two of which I do like, the other I find horrid, but eh, you all can choose if you like it or not. Hint: It’s the Killers song I hate. Then again, I hate the Killers to begin with. Terrible band, IMO.

[Download Felix Da Housecat – Silver Screen Shower Scene (Thin White Duke mix)]

[Download Depeche Mode – Wrong (Thin White Duke mix)]

[Download The Killers – Mr. Brightside (Thin White Duke mix)]

The gods must be laughing down at me

Ha, ha, ha.

I spent the best years of my life
Waiting on the best years of my life,
So what’s there to write about?

I’ve never heard of them before, so good for you if you’re cooler than I. The band Cursive has been around since 1995. They even scored a perfect 5 out of 5 rating from AltPress for one of their albums, back in 2003. Mama, I’m Swollen, which is their seventh full-length album, dropped in March of this year, followed soon after by their first television appearance – on the David Letterman Show. Go Dave!

I am all over this music. I especially love the lyrics and music from Track 2, “From The Hips.” Check out the video:

From The Hips from Cursive on Vimeo.

I wanna scream it from my foamin’ mouth

I lovetty love it. How about if I take a break from breaking it down and just tell you this is exactly what it would sound like if you decided to pack up and take a weekend trip inside my cranium. That’s right, that’s what I said. Welcome to crazyville. Enjoy your stay.

[Download Cursive – I Couldn’t Love You]

That’s me. That’s what was in this brain when I emerged onto this planet, and that’s what has rattled around inside every day since. That whole song.

Check out their tour schedule and hop on over to see them live. It’s so ironic that they are going to be at a teeny little venue near me, because I haven’t been to that venue in a few years. Yet, I’m gonna go see Paper Route there soon and then be back to check out Cursive. Stay tuned to our podcast and we’ll tell you all about the Paper Route show.

Stay classy and buy some decent indie tunes.

Two classic house bootlegs

You all should be thanking me for these! Personal collection type of shit. Meaning I worked hard to find and rip these! They’re two bootlegs that are practically impossible to find floating around anywhere. I have tons of records like these. Just ask George. I seem to like the really corny bootlegs. It so happens that some of these “corny bootlegs” are going to absolutely destroy a dance floor. These are two of them.

First off is the Beastie Boys VS Alan Braxe. This is a mash-up. Not a proper remix. Still unbelievable. It had the label “Beastiality” on it if you’d like to find a copy for yourself.

[Download The Beastie Boys VS Alan Braxe – Beastiality]

Next up is Basement Jaxx remixing “Automatic” by the Pointer Sisters. And this isn’t that awful “Daft remix” I’ve seen floating around. This is the remix from 2001 that makes people go nuts on the floor. Download this. NOW.

[Download Basement Jaxx VS The Pointer Sisters – Automatic (2001 Bootleg mix)]

By the way, if you’re a house music fan? Keep it tuned here. For one upcoming Wednesday, I have something unbelievably special for you all. If you are a fan of legends in house music? I have something in store for you.

I talk in between when you’re looking away

I heard a song on the radio and for a moment I thought it was Saves The Day’s “Do You Know What I Love The Most?” But alas, it seems like none of Saves The Day’s songs have ever been played on corporate airwaves. Wouldn’t life be so much better if we could switch the dial and hear something like this?

[Download Saves The Day – Do You Know What I Love The Most?]

Saves The Day, headed by Chris Conley, has spent more than a decade inspiring other alternative acts and entertaining the youth of America with their pre-mathcore (you like that one?!)punk ballads and sorrowful self-loathing diatribes. But my favorite StD song is another love song, “Always Ten Feet Tall.”

[Download Saves The Day – Always Ten Feet Tall]

One of the bands that formed in the shadow of, and grew to become contemporaries of StD is Say Anything. Max Bemis fronts this band and is backed by four friends.

Max and Chris grabbed a former Saves the Day member and a current Say Anything member to form a collaboration record called Two Tongues. There’s no better way to describe the band than as Max says on their MySpace page:

“The Two Tongues record is really an expression of the yin and yang; how two “opposite” souls stimulate and battle each other in any truly loving relationship. Chris inspired me as a mentor, hero and friend, and I inspired him as someone who truly cherishes his work that he can respect in his own right. Chris sometimes looks down on himself but is inside a very strong, almost Buddha-like centered soul; I have that whole Steven Tyler/Jerry Lewis extrovert personality onstage but I’m a totally neurotic, restless soul inside. We as two people, therefore, express two sides of a coin.”

If you followed the Say Anything link to the blog post I wrote about them back in August, you would know I love the two bands almost equally.

So I should love Two Tongues. I’ve tried so many times. It’s been out for three months, and I am just now writing this. (Well, that’s mostly because of the whole false excitement over the radio thing this morning.) [edit][update]By the way, it’s the intro to Blink 182’s My Girlfriend. I like that song, but I hate that the local “eggstreeeeeme” station thinks that is has to be played every single morning.

The album starts out with Max’s powerful voice, a lead guitar and percussion with the strength of an angry Say Anything album, and the haunting background keys reminiscent of a Saves the Day song. Then Chris joins in on vocals, and it sounds like the perfect blend of two soulful sounds. But then Track 2, with the two trading off lines as if they are singing to each other, causes sufficient creepiness as you wonder just what the hell is going on? Listeners are just plain confused. Is Conley playing the part of some girl who dumped Bemis? Is Bemis consoling Conley over the demise of Saves the Day? Or is this just an internal dialog and a wildly experimental song?

The album doesn’t lose the creepiness factor as it moves along, unfortunately. Believe me. I said it before; I want to love it so much. It’s moving to imagine two artists, whom I respect so much, getting the opportunity to be creative in this way. But I really could live without hearing Chris Conley singing “Hey there boy, you’re beautiful.” In case I haven’t already protested ad nauseum, I love the sensitivity these two have been able to convey on all their previous music. But this just went too far for me; maybe I just need my men to err on the side of The Beast With Impenetrable Feelings.

Just kidding.

Kind of.

Well, here. Listen for yourself. This is one of the tracks that those who enjoyed the album claim “saves it” from the rest of the weak second half. Listen to Wowee Zowee:

[Download Two Tongues – Wowee Zowee]

I can’t say anymore. I’ve said enough. You know how I feel. Tell me what you think. I’ve seen both bands live. I love them. I’ve got all the old stuff and rare stuff and unreleased stuff. I’m just not smellin’ this record.

Modest Mouse? I’m mad at you.

For one, their last album was just not that great. The fanboys a couple years back were SO FUCKING ANNOYING.

“Oh my god! They got Johnny Marr! YES! HE WILL MAKE THEM THE GREATEST BAND EVAR!”

Umm. No. He won’t. Even more annoying was the group of dipshits after the last show I saw them play talking about how they “weren’t very good” because they played too much “old stuff.” WTF? Are you fucking kidding me? Go back to finding whatever band is hot on top 40 next, you weak-minded piece of garbage. Yeah, I hear Kelly Clarkson is going indie. Why don’t you jump on her? You’re not jumping any other girl right now, anyhow. Here’s a tip. Spend more time on social skills and less time nitpicking music you don’t fucking know.

Anyways, they were great live. Have been the three times I’ve seen them. Isaac Brock is a weird, weird dude, btw. First couple of times I saw them was before Good News…. made them over the top huge. So seeing them play older stuff, like “Doin’ The Cockroach” made me quite happy. I’ve included a pic I took at the show here in Boston a couple years back, also. Which brings me to why I’m pissed with them. They didn’t come here on their last tour. How the fuck do you NOT come to Boston?

Anyways, here’s “Doin’ The Cockroach” as well as a live version. As you were.

[Download Modest Mouse – Doin’ The Cockroach]

[Download Modest Mouse – Doin’ The Cockroach (Live)]

So stop being pretentious and go buy this stuff. No one cares if you’re a brooding emo kid. You have money. Now spend it, you tightwad!

So What Are You Waitin’ For?

Nature is a curse we fight

You’re awake, and it’s the middle of the night. Awake isn’t even the right term. Wired. Alert. Restless. Sleepless. It’s time to start messing around with GarageBand, Reason, Anvil, FlexiMusic, or whatever your program du jour may be. Perhaps you can get your song on a teen heartthrob television show and tour with Paramore, like the folks at Paper Route.

It’s true: In essence, this is how the Nashville, Tennessee band got its start. By messing around on the laptop, and creating music. It doesn’t hurt to have the talent for crafting intelligent lyrics to support your synth beats and grooves.
They’ve toured with Paramore, have just barely finished their tour with Copeland, and will head out with Bright Eyes next week. Not bad for such humble beginnings!

Nothing could ever feed your appetite for reasons
You’re always wanting more
You’ve trashed my intentions
And I can almost hear you
You’re right outside the door

Go ahead and take a listen to both Tracks 5 and 6 from their first album released by a major label, Absence, which just dropped this week. Check out Tiger Teeth and Be Healed:

[Download Paper Route – Tiger Teeth]

[Download Paper Route – Be Healed]

I can easily say I’m impressed with the boys in Paper Route. Electronica definitely has a soul, and they daftly expose it, especially with these middle tracks in the album. What they do with it is make it translatable and relatable… It’s not necessary to be heartsick, heartbroken, apathetic, or angry to feel like the songs are made for you.

Check below and buy an album. Maybe it will inspire you to invite the neighbors over for an iMac hoedown and start a band of your own!


Bunchin’ up…..


Anyone remember Buffalo Bunch? Yes? No? Well, it’s more French stuff from the early part of this decade. And it’s house music, to boot. I’ve been back through some records of mine again, and I have to admit there’s some stuff I sort of cringe thinking I actually own it. These aren’t some of those tracks, however.

Well, here I have two tracks remixed by the Buffalo Bunch that I own. The remixes are of Modjo – they of “Lady” fame, of which the Harry “Choo Choo” Romero remix I used to play often – and of Phoenix. On top of that, I have a couple of other cuts posted here that go right along with what the post is about. So all in all, a fun post with lots of French house that oughta make you boogie in your chair. So enjoy!

[Download Modjo – Chillin’ (Buffalo Bunch remix)]

[Download Phoenix – If I Ever Feel Better (Buffalo Bunch remix)]

[Download Phoenix – Too Young (live)]

[Download Modjo – What I Mean (The Crayon ‘Aloud’ remix)]

And I have a beatin’ stick here for anyone that doesn’t go buy this stuff. Now I need to go do stuff. And be productive. Yeah. That’s what I’ll do. Stuff.