BRINGING TEH EPIC!!!!


Yes. Bringing you epic shit here. Most anyone that hasn’t lived under a rock the last few years could tell you who the Yeah Yeah Yeahs are. Hell, I wrote about their track “Zero” a few months back. Loved it. But there’s nothing like their first album Fever To Tell. Beginning to end, the thing is awesome encapsulated onto a CD. If you disagree, you’re a terrorist. And have kittens. Fact. Now shut your mouth hole.

Anyhow, I ran across this remix of their song “Maps”, and I think I had a seizure. It was that good to me. There will be naysayers that hate on dance music, and that’s fine. I don’t like your hairdo, either. Really? You paid someone to distort your physical appearance under the impression it was cool to have your hair with 8 inch long bangs? C’mon. If you do that, who can see you sulk at an indie-rock show! Wait. That’s actually a good thing. Never mind.

Anyhow, this remix of “Maps” is epic. And again. If you dislike? Well, I guess we have different definitions of the term. By the way, I heart sarcasm. It’s pretty awesome. Anyhow, this dude Elite Force did this remix, and you all really need to listen to this remix. I love this. It takes just enough from the original to work as an excellent remix. Which is the point of what a remix should be. Seriously, go take a listen.

Download The Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Maps (Elite Force Re-Fix)

Download The Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Maps

And go buy stuff. Or I schedule a debate at your house between Dan Quayle and Ashley Simpson. I mean it.

Weird electro and some new shit

Yes. Chromeo is weird electro. They’re really hit or miss with me because they essentially update a type of music I drink heavily to forget. So now they make my drinking problem worse. Fuckers. This remix of “Me and My Man” I’ve liked since I bought it off of Beatport a few years back, however.

[Download Chromeo – Me and My Man (Fly Whitey Remix)]

Next up is the first track from the latest Yeah Yeah Yeahs release. Yes, I understand it’s not being posted here two months before it’s released. I don’t care. I like this. So there. I’m posting it because I like it. It makes me happy in my no-no spot. Which actually kind of creeps me out. The aforementioned drinking will come in handy.

[Download Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Zero]

Last up is just a really strange remix of the Designer Drugs track “Zombies”. It’s by the Montreal duo Nrotb, and considering the sound they have here, I found it quite odd that house label Coco Machete brought them on board. Well, perhaps they fit the niche since I last bought house records. Here’s their remix of “Zombies”. The oddly titled “Nrotb Dandy remix”. Lovely.

[Download Designer Drugs – ZOMBIES! (Nrotb Dandy Remix)]

Ah, yes. The time where I make some half-assed comment telling you to buy the stuff listed. Well, I’ve got nothing. Just go buy it. Now.