An ode to election triumphs and mishaps.


George, the creator of this fine blog, told me that I had a big day today. I get the blog post the day after the presidential election. Well, la dee freakin’ da! I really can’t express how important the election was all over the country. There were also many state ballot questions that loomed large.

Well, first, I have a song to those who voted for Obama. I found it quite fitting, and I’m quite surprised no one used this as a campaign song! Sorry, there’s no sarcasm button to warn you all about it. However, this song is pretty fitting. Hopefully it’s also laced with a high amount of truth. It’s Public Enemy’s “Brother’s Gonna Work It Out”, off of the 1989 album Fear of a Black Planet.

Next up? Fuck you, State of California! That’s right. You dimwits voted 61 to 37 in favor of Obama, yet you voted in favor of banning gay marriage 52 to 48. Now, it’s still not final, but if it is? It shows how transparent your votes are. It means you essentially voted with your wallet. So for my next addition to the blog? I think Black Sheep got it pretty well summed up in “For Doz That Slept”.

Last up is a classic. It’s easily one of my favorite songs, and it strikes close to home for us today. It’s John Lennon’s “Imagine”, a song once considered incredibly controversial.

Even more haunting is the following video for “Imagine”. Hopefully the lessons he tried to teach others are being learned still. Because I don’t want to feel ashamed to just happen to live within these borders.

As always, please buy music from these artists! And thank you for voting! It exceeded my expectations by around 10 million, and I am unbelievably happy to have been wrong. Just goes to show we maybe shouldn’t be so jaded.

It dawned on me that I need new home furnishings.


Shenanigans are always afoot in politics. If McCain finds a way to win while Obama has held a lead for much of the campaign, it might look like April 29, 1992 all over again.

Though they’d rather not discuss it, local law enforcement agencies are planning for possible civil unrest following Tuesday’s election.

“We have no intelligence indicating there will be problems,” Fulton County Assistant Police Chief Gary Stiles said. “Law enforcement must deal with ‘what ifs’ and worst-case scenarios. What if there’s an extended power outage at a polling place?”
Similar preparations are under way across the country, fueled partly by Internet rumors and crystallized within recent comments by Democratic strategist James Carville on CNN.

“But you stop and contemplate this country if [Barack] Obama goes in and he has a consistent five-point lead and loses the election, it would be very, very, very dramatic out there,” he said.

Another concern: excessive celebrations following a potentially historic outcome, as
sometimes seen following sports championships.

[Sublime – April 29, 1992]

I could be wrong. But the left is so confident already that Obama is going to win, that I can easily see how they will probably feel like some fraud has taken place if suddenly McCain pulls through.

Like a good boy scout…be prepared.

walking around with his flapping b-cups

So… I realized today that I have some interesting IM conversations that relate to music that I could share with you all. I added pictures, video, music, and links to the conversation to make it more interesting. I left all the retarded spelling and grammar mistakes just for shits and giggles.

B-Run says:
So Mookie who are you going for in the election
mookie says:
i think i will choose to not bother
B-Run says:
oh gosh, have you been to votesmart.com?
B-Run says:
the 2004 questionaires for the pres. are very insightful, not to mention who voted on the bailouts
mookie says:
ha
mookie says:
2004?
B-Run says:
yeah, they didnt submit for 2008
B-Run says:
but it gives you their stripes none the less
mookie says:
interesting

B-Run was wrong about the site. It’s actually http://www.votesmart.org

mookie says:
hey…if you were not listening to house…what would you be listening to?
B-Run says:
well right now im listening to the dead kennedys, but as far as beats ive been up on the liquid & terra funk side of D&B
mookie says:
interesting
B-Run says:
yup i reverted back to punk and metal after the mixer died
mookie says:
i have always had a love for punk myself
B-Run says:
dj bailey, deviation w/ benji B on radio one xtra are pretty good
mookie says:
what’s your favorite album by DK
B-Run says:
i just have mutiny by the bay
mookie says:
2001?
B-Run says:
yup
B-Run says:
with jello biafra
mookie says:
Goons of Hazard!


[Download Dead Kennedys – Goons Of Hazzard]

B-Run says:
hell yes
mookie says:
nice.
mookie says:
good stuff!
B-Run says:
yup
B-Run says:
bullet for my valentine has been rockin my car lately
mookie says:
really? that surprises me!
B-Run says:
for sure
mookie says:
what are your fav songs?
B-Run says:
hearts explode into fire is my fav, reminds me of my trip home to be with dad
mookie says:
hmmm
mookie says:
they just got nominated for Best Festival Rock Act
mookie says:
www.festivalawards.com

B-Run says:
the bands up north suck so bad
mookie says:
the south has some amazing bands right now
mookie says:
so many great bands out of georgia
mookie says:
Manchester Orchestra, Dead Confederates, Colour Revolt
B-Run says:
dude the south and the southwest rule because its warm enough for people to have personalities
mookie says:
LOL
mookie says:
yeah
mookie says:
frozen brains up north
mookie says:
There is a band playing in your neck of the woods soon…Bayside
mookie says:
good stuff
B-Run says:
ill look for it
mookie says:
www.myspace.com/bayside
mookie says:
you heard of the Triple Rock?
B-Run says:
No ive been goin back oldschool cause i never was there reallyl
mookie says:
it’s the name of a venue
B-Run says:
oh
mookie says:
in Minneapolis
mookie says:
is that too far for you?
mookie says:
it’s where Bayside is playing


[Download Bayside – Boy]

B-Run says:
shoot thats about 6 to 8 hours one way
mookie says:
oh!
mookie says:
nevermind then…although they would be worth it.
B-Run says:
the most exciting thing about my hood is the topless 70 y/o man walking around with his flapping b-cups
B-Run says:
wait, no there are dozens of chicks at the Y, like you wouldnt believe
mookie says:
YMCA?
B-Run says:
the ratio gets to like 12 to 1
mookie says:
LOL
B-Run says:
yup it smells like a girls locker room

B-Run is super weird and creepy at times. But he always makes for a lively conversation.

mookie says:
are they hot chicks?
mookie says:
ew.
B-Run says:
omg yes, lol
B-Run says:
i ran 8 miles in 100 minutes wed. you wouldt believe the techno they play, you would cry so bad
mookie says:
that bad? and what does that have to do with running 8 miles?
B-Run says:
the track is above the gym, and they fill up a whole basketball court there are so many
B-Run says:
like at least 60
mookie says:
oh…so they have techno night at the Y, and then you run laps while this is going on?
B-Run says:
hell yeah
mookie says:
that’s kinda cool
mookie says:
but it’s bad techno
mookie says:
like who?
B-Run says:
thank god for the ipod, they have corporate mixes they have to order
mookie says:
what does that mean?
B-Run says:
it means they have songs that are like the “Muzak” of underground muic
mookie says:
yikes.
B-Run says:
yup
mookie says:
like The Launch?
B-Run says:
probably
mookie says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vczS1Szwec4
mookie says:
LOL
B-Run says:
is it safe for work
mookie says:
it’ the music video for the launch
mookie says:
ha ha
mookie says:
speaking of work…I gotta get back to mine…
mookie says:
stay up.

Putting the "Swing" in "Swing State"!


So I guess it’s fitting with the presidential election next Tuesday that I choose a certain theme of music. Ohio, you best be paying attention! To start with, let’s just all rejoice the fact that we now can count down the days to when this utterly incompentent man is out of office. We start the swing theme with a song that was once played as a representation of FDR in office. It’s by a man named Bel Selvin, and the song is “Happy Days Are Here Again”. We’re not sure, but let’s hope that the song is right, and happy days are truly here again.

However, I want to say that there is a theme to this one, as all the songs are swing songs in some form. One group that I think a lot of people forgot about is the Squirrel Nut Zippers. They had a grand total of one commercially played hit. Can you name it? If you did, then I’m impressed. It was the following track, “Hell”, off of their album Hot. Great tune, and I want to also pass on that the band is back together and touring! You can check out the tour dates here, and if they’re near you? Then go see them!

The following track is also from the same album, and with it, I’ve included a re-working of sorts by the Greens Keepers’ James Curd. Back in 2001 and 2002, DJ’s like Derrick Carter were championing this fresh sort of take on house by essentially sampling old – or in this case, new – swing and jazz cuts. It fell by the wayside eventually, but it’s still fun to hear every so often, and I’ve kept practically every record of this fashion. So first up is the Squirrel Nut Zippers with “Put A Lid On it”.

Now take that tempo and speed it up by about double, and you have James Curd’s take on the track with “Keepers Quiet”. It was on Mike Dixon’s now defunct G-Swing label, and featured Dixon also taking a crack at it.

As always, please do take the time to buy this music if you like it! Also, please vote on Tuesday, November 4th! You may think your vote doesn’t count, but if you don’t vote? Well, you have no right to bitch about what you perceive as problems! Every vote does matter, as the more votes they tally, the more these people know that you all have the final say on whether or not they get to keep their job!

I love: Bikinis, ménage a trois, the French kiss, Audrey Tautou…


Detox Retox was formed in 2007 by friends Mike Parker, Nate Frey, Kevin Glass, and Kabir Khanna. They played their first show at WMUC-FM (University of Maryland campus radio, in College Park, MD) in early 2008, performing on the station’s long-running Third Rail Radio program. 

In July 2008, Detox Retox went into the studio with friend and producer Joe Mitra to record their debut EP, Hard to Swallow, at Wired Wrists II in Brookville MD. The record was released at a show at The Red and the Black in DC last month, and it is currently available in digital format through eMusic, iTunes, and Amazon MP3, or in hard copy through Kunaki. The band plans to continue playing shows, writing songs, and acquiring new fans over the coming months. Further information can be found on their Myspace.


This is the leadoff track from their debut EP, entitled Hard to Swallow:

[Download Detox Retox – Groovebox]


We did a quick interview with the boys, and we are still busting up over some of their answers!


KG=Kevin Glass (bass), NF=Nate Frey (lead guitar), MP=Mike Parker (vocals/guitar), KK=Kabir Khanna (drums).

What is your opinion on the influence of music blogs on the music industry?

KG: The internet has allowed a democratic revolution in music, and blogs are obviously related to this. Previously there were only a few magazines and news outlets that the vast majority of people digested their music from. Now there are blogs that cater to every audience, every genre, on both a local and national level, that really has allowed everyone to take part in the process.
NF: Yeah, it’s been huge. I think blogs and digital distribution have a lot to do with the decentralization of the music industry in recent years and the resurgence of independent labels. Blogs are also a really effective promotional tool, as well, I think. At least they have been for us.

What inspires you to make music?

MP: Scott Stapp.
NF: Yeah, definitely Scott Stapp.

Tell us about your most memorable gig thus far!

KK: Probably our EP release show in DC. A lot of our friends came out to support us, and we had a blast playing.

NF: For me, it’s our show at Asylum in DC in August, because I think it was the first time I really felt like we had reached a point with our fans where they were going to come out to every show in big numbers and have a good time. Also because it was a terrible, terrible show from a performance perspective. But hey, people didn’t seem to care.
KG: Our second show that we ever played was at an actual legit music venue (as opposed to a dive bar, like our first show) and we did a terrible job with publicity and getting the word out. There was a great touring band opening for us, Girl in a Coma, and we were the locals who were expected to draw a crowd. We fucked up big time, and we deserved the tiny crowd we had. Nate and Kabir picked a memorable good show, but I think that poor showing on our part was a great learning experience that motivated us and propelled us forward as a band.

What three artists you would love to collaborate with?

KK: Michael Parker, Nate Frey, and Kevin Glass. Haha no seriously… if we’re talking actual artists, I’d love to collaborate with Mozart, Shakespeare, and Leonardo Da Vinci.

NF: David Byrne, Neil Young, Thurston Moore
KG: Nate and Kabir have to go all faux-pretentious. Who the hell is Thurston Moore? What has Mozart ever done lately? I’m going with Timbaland, R. Kelly, and Hugh Hefner.
MP: Vin Diesel, t.A.T.u., and Nicholas Cage

Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?

KK: Yeah, but I was drinking snot, so nobody really noticed.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?

KK: Haha almost, but I saw my friend coming and pushed her in first. Then I realized it wasn’t a swimming pool but a shark tank, and it wasn’t my friend, but a small child. That was the day I vowed never to drop acid at the aquarium again.

Eaten alligator meat?

MP: Yeah. It’s true what they say… tastes just like people.

Ever jump out of an airplane?

KG: This one time I did. I was on a routine flight from Russia back to the United States, and a bunch of terrorists plus Gary Oldman hijacked my flight. They took my family hostage and I faked jumping out in an escape pod, but actually stayed on board in the luggage compartment, overpowered the terrorists with my superior wit and a satellite phone that ran straight to Glenn Close, and finally was able to escape via a tripwire attached to a marine rescue plane.

Have you been to more than 10 countries?

KK: Pssh! I’ve been to more than 10 continents.

KG: Best five: Switzerland, England, Egypt, Israel, Texas. Worst five: France, France, France, France, France.
MP: You’re wrong. France has invented everything I love: Bikinis, ménage a trois, the French kiss, Audrey Tautou…

What did your last incoming text message say?

KG: “Lincoln freed the slaves.”

KK: “I know. I knew they were after me.”

What was the last thing you yelled out loud?

KK: “Shut up and pull!”

NF: Not sure, but probably “FUCK!”
KG: “Nate, if you don’t play a one-five-six-four power chord progression, I quit this fucking band!”
MP: “This is one of the best poops I’ve taken in my entire life!”

Ethereal Madness!

So for this week, it’s a combination of sorts. First off – and this isn’t music related – do you all know about the new Jean-Claude Van Damme movie? No? Neither did I two weeks ago. It actually looks good. It’s a biopic, of sorts. And it looks kind of funny, also. So here’s a trailer for it, called JCVD.

With that out of the way, it’s on to music. About a month ago, I was set to go see Mogwai perform. Well, due to some medical complications with their drummer, the rest of the US tour was scrapped. I was a bit bummed, but it gave me a chance to go back and listen to more of their stuff. They have a new album out, also, called The Hawk is Howling, and one song in particular catches my ear. It – no lie – could be the best song I have heard this year. The song is “The Sun Smells Too Loud”. Just like with last year’s “Bros” by Animal Collective member Panda Bear, this one hits me and does so quite hard.

For those not familiar with Mogwai, they do an unreal amount of work that is simply instrumental. One of my personal favorites from their past (albeit not too long in the past) is “Auto Rock”, and for that one, I will share the video. Instrumental madness that just builds to a crescendo and just drops off a cliff. That’s the way I like it, however.

The other “band” this week I’m featuring goes by a couple different names. He used to go under the name Manitoba. Well, a lawsuit came about by an artist simply with the last name of Manitoba. Silly, eh? Well, he changed the name to Caribou, but it doesn’t take away from the dreamy and happy sounds these two songs evoke. They are both from the album Up In Flames. His previous album – Start Breaking My Heart – is an excellent album in its own right, but definitely for those who are more into straight electronic music. First off is “Hendrix With Ko”.

Next is a very cute fan-made video for the song “Crayon”.

As always, please help the artists and buy the music! It helps them to keep releasing wonderful stuff such as the above!

Sack the quarterback…


They say “they never really miss you til you dead or you gone”
So on that note i’m leaving after the song


[Download DJ Danger Mouse/Jay-Z/Beatles – December 4th]

NEW YORK (AP) — DJ AM, who survived a plane crash last month in South Carolina, will appear on tour with Jay-Z.

DJ AM, whose real name is Adam Goldstein, will join the rap mogul Wednesday at the Hollywood Palladium in Los Angeles, said Jenni Weinman, the celebrity disc jockey’s publicist.

It will be his first performance since suffering severe burns in the Sept. 19 crash at the main airport in Columbia that killed four passengers.

“He’s the greatest rapper in the world,” the 35-year-old disc jockey told People.com. “This is the biggest thing that’s happened in my career.”

Fucking dude survives a plane crash! Now this! I need HIS lucky underpants. DJ AM, with the help of Eli Escobar, just did a remix of my favorite Weezer song off the Red album. Troublemaker.


[Download Weezer – Troublemaker (Escobar and DJ AM Remix)]

Mr. Goldstein is a lucky man. I wonder if his shoe collection somehow saved his life?

BTW. The First track up top is a never released track off a never to be released album by Danger Mouse. When Jay-Z released the black album he also released the a cappellas. Well an unknown Danger Mouse decided to use the a cappellas overtop some music he created completely from the the Beatles White Album. Hence the album was called the Grey Album. It’s an amazing piece of work!

Maverick!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

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On Thursday, October 23rd 2008, Club Paradise Men’s Club will host a variety of Palin impersonators as they compete in a shootout for the “Best Sarah Palin Look a Like”. General Manager, Bill Denniston says “We have invited girls who resemble Sarah Palin from clubs all over the country to join us for the pageant.” The guests will cast their votes based on the contestants debating skills in addition to how well they match up to Sarah Palin in a swimsuit. The winner of the contest will be awarded over $10,000 in cash and prizes, including a trip for two to Washington D.C. for the Presidential inauguration in January, 2009.

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And here is a political edged remix to listen to while you book tickets to Vegas!

[Download Radiohead / George W Bush – The Gloaming]

Dare to be STUPID! (Part 3)

So…I assigned homework to the staff. Find a song that sums up the last eight years with George W. Bush, and come up with 2 or 3 sentences/paragraphs to explain the choice in song. I joined in the fun too. Problem is, we couldn’t keep it short…so it’s going to be a three part series. HERE IS PART THREE!

MISTERZINK:

Right away, I knew which song defined the torture we’ve dealt with from the moron-in-chief of the last eight years. “Weird Al” Yankovic was asked to contribute a song the original Transformers movie back in 1986. What was submitted is a vastly underrated song of his. Essentially a parody of all the bad ’80’s music – Devo most notably – the song now takes new meaning with our Commander-in-Vacations doing a stupendous job of being superior in stupidity to even Millard Fillmore.

The song I’m talking about? “Dare To Be Stupid”. I’ve added both the music video as well as the part of the flick in Transformers it was from. Because that movie kicked mucho asso.

Seriously, does it hurt this guy’s brain to think about things that go beyond playing a game of horseshoes? I digress. As you were.


[Download Weird Al Yankovic – Stupid]

Link to the actual video, since Al doesn’t like embedding, I guess.


Think you can do better? pick a song and write up a few words to explain why, and maybe you will get published on our blog! send your drafts to: inallcapsATgmailDOTcom (replace “AT” with “@” and “DOT” with “.”)

Dare to be STUPID! (Part 2)

So…I assigned homework to the staff. Find a song that sums up the last eight years with George W. Bush, and come up with 2 or 3 sentences/paragraphs to explain the choice in song. I joined in the fun too. Problem is, we couldn’t keep it short…so it’s going to be a three part series. HERE IS PART TWO!

MOOKIE:
I made the mistake of watching the September 11th, 2001 show of Howard Stern’s program recently. It totally bummed me out.

I used to always listen to the show on the way in to work when it was on FREE FM. When I tuned in that day, I remember being in shock as to what I am hearing.

I put my foot down to get to work. I needed to get to the office. There were TVs there. There were people there.

I am sure we all remember that day.

On the Stern show, they were talking on the radio like normal people. Like you and I. Not a news organization that is afraid to get things wrong so all the information is guarded. They were watching the TVs like we were. Trying to speculate what is happening.

When the second tower falls into dust, Howard Stern says, “They’re gone.” I can barely stop my chest from heaving.

Howard Stern maybe was the first person to ever say the name Osama Bin Laden. I had never even heard the name before. I, like most people, wanted to see this mother fuckers head on a stick paraded thru Manhattan.

And then we go to Afghanistan. But this mother fucker slips out of our hands. Instead of doubling our efforts, we end up in Iraq. Why? It was an excuse. We all know that. I’ve always thought that the government allowed this to happen so that the Bush regime could take Military action against Iraq.

Anyways.

The point of this post is that the whole time I am watching this, I keep thinking… these MFers won! Bin Laden won! They hit our financial nerve center. Bin Laden wanted to hit is where it really hurts. Our pockets.

Speed forward 5 years. Gas is crippling high. We have the lawmakers passing an 800 billion bail out bill for the financial markets. The Market is below 10,000 for the first time in FOUR years.

UPDATE: The Dow Jones index in New York closes well below 9,000 points — the lowest close since 2003. (10-9-2008)

Maybe if we had someone competent at the helm, we could have had maybe gotten through this with just some minor scrapes and bruises. Instead, it seems like the end of the road for this country. Might be the end of the world as we know it

[Download Great Big Sea – End Of The World]


Think you can do better? pick a song and write up a few words to explain why, and maybe you will get published on our blog! send your drafts to: inallcapsATgmailDOTcom (replace “AT” with “@” and “DOT” with “.”)