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Shoegazing (also known as shoegaze) is a subgenre of alternative rock that emerged from the United Kingdom in the late 1980s. It lasted until the mid 1990s with a critical zenith reached in 1990 and 1991.

I was on the toilet reading Rolling Stone. When you write about music on a regular basis, you need to have multiple sources of influence and I try to keep a balance. I usually sit on the toilet, read all the new music reviews, and pick one, and only one of these bands Rolling Stone thinks I should be listening to, to check out. In my opinion it was an easy choice out of all the crap stuff mentioned this month. Even still, after reading this particular review, I was not sure what to expect.

“Tramps like us, baby we were born to die!” bellows Patrick Stickles on his band’s second record. A Jersey rocker needs cojones to quote Bruce — and to make a concept album about the Civil War. Yet after an Abe Lincoln speech recited by Stickles’ high school drama teacher (true to your school, dawg!), the band fires away, all martial snares, raging guitars and spit-spraying hollers, punk noise carved by folk roots. Lyrically, history and modern anxiety morph into freedom songs for an age where, then as now, “the enemy is everywhere,” and neither whiskey nor “a pretty good GPA” will save you. But an album this excellent just might. (Three and a half stars)

WILL HERMES

Concept album about the civil war? Weird. Bruce Springsteen? Huh. Raging guitars and spit-spraying punk noise? Yes!

So…after finishing up on my throne, I sit in front of the trusty mac book and google Titus Andro… Andro…um…shit…I left the magazine in the bathroom…and I didn’t want to go near there for at least an hour…

Ah…yes… Titus Andronicus. Enter. huh? An early play by Shakespeare? (bloody one apparently) Who IS THIS band? I check out the band’s MySpace page. Ok…a music video…that’s a good start.


A More Perfect Union

Titus Andronicus | MySpace Music Videos

The band had a few songs in their MySpace player, and I was feeling all of them. So I went for it, and bought the album The Monitor (the name taken from the USS Monitor which did battle with the CSS Virginia on March 9th, 1862. Guess what the release date for this album was? That’s right…3.9.2010). I loaded it on the iPhone and headed out into the world to listen to the album. I couldn’t believe how good it was. Later I FaceBooked that it might be the best punk album of 2010 (at least until the new Bad Religion album comes out.) I was pretty floored when I looked up Titus Andronicus on Wiki and discovered that there was a genre called Shoegaze, and that, along with Punk, was one of the genres used to describe this band. Um…really? Listen to this song and just imagine the band just staring at the floor.

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The shoegazing sound is typified by significant use of guitar effects, and indistinguishable vocal melodies that blended into the creative noise of the guitars. The term was picked up by the NME, who used it as a reference to the tendency of the bands’ guitarists to stare at their feet—or their effects pedals; seemingly deep in concentration, while playing.

Not that song, but after a few more rotations through the album, I guess I could identify a few songs that we could classify as shoegaze…but man….although I get it, what a crazy idea for a genre.

Here is an example of what shoegaze might sound like off The Monitor:

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Although I barely passed United States History, a concept album about the civil war is definitely something new…and I dig the whole vibe from beginning to end. I mean, concept be what it may, the themes are still angst and loneliness. The lead singer and song writer, Patrick Stickles, is able to weave these ideas together so well. It’s hard to know whether you are on the front lines of the war or back in the present day dealing with what it’s like to be bullied and bothered by the same psychopaths that fucked with us in high school. One of my favorite lines from the album comes from a great song called “A Pot In Which To Piss” and the lyric goes like this: “You ain’t never been no virgin, kid, you were fucked from the start. It’s an album that uses a lot of “F” words. Yes…that one, but what you need to hear are the other F words. Fear and frustration. Fear and frustration we all have, that we can all relate to. It’s bad. It’s damned bad. The economy, the world. Fears we can overcome… if only the album had bagpipes! Oh! It does! The war is over!

After listening to the album countless times, you catch interesting things, like a Scooby Doo reference (“You may have gotten away with them too, if not for those meddling kids.”) or particularly fitting as I am writing this on Easter is the line “Come in on a donkey” which is a reference to Palm Sunday. It’s got a lot of personal stuff to the band. Many mentions of New Jersey (where the band is from) and references to books, plays, and songs important to Stickles. I really enjoyed cross referencing all the different connections in the lyrics.

From beginning to end, it’s a great record. Rolling Stone are assholes for only giving it 3.5 stars. It’s a five star record. Without question. Check out the Titus Andronicus website, and buy the album. You don’t need anymore regrets do you?

I love: Bikinis, ménage a trois, the French kiss, Audrey Tautou…


Detox Retox was formed in 2007 by friends Mike Parker, Nate Frey, Kevin Glass, and Kabir Khanna. They played their first show at WMUC-FM (University of Maryland campus radio, in College Park, MD) in early 2008, performing on the station’s long-running Third Rail Radio program. 

In July 2008, Detox Retox went into the studio with friend and producer Joe Mitra to record their debut EP, Hard to Swallow, at Wired Wrists II in Brookville MD. The record was released at a show at The Red and the Black in DC last month, and it is currently available in digital format through eMusic, iTunes, and Amazon MP3, or in hard copy through Kunaki. The band plans to continue playing shows, writing songs, and acquiring new fans over the coming months. Further information can be found on their Myspace.


This is the leadoff track from their debut EP, entitled Hard to Swallow:

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We did a quick interview with the boys, and we are still busting up over some of their answers!


KG=Kevin Glass (bass), NF=Nate Frey (lead guitar), MP=Mike Parker (vocals/guitar), KK=Kabir Khanna (drums).

What is your opinion on the influence of music blogs on the music industry?

KG: The internet has allowed a democratic revolution in music, and blogs are obviously related to this. Previously there were only a few magazines and news outlets that the vast majority of people digested their music from. Now there are blogs that cater to every audience, every genre, on both a local and national level, that really has allowed everyone to take part in the process.
NF: Yeah, it’s been huge. I think blogs and digital distribution have a lot to do with the decentralization of the music industry in recent years and the resurgence of independent labels. Blogs are also a really effective promotional tool, as well, I think. At least they have been for us.

What inspires you to make music?

MP: Scott Stapp.
NF: Yeah, definitely Scott Stapp.

Tell us about your most memorable gig thus far!

KK: Probably our EP release show in DC. A lot of our friends came out to support us, and we had a blast playing.

NF: For me, it’s our show at Asylum in DC in August, because I think it was the first time I really felt like we had reached a point with our fans where they were going to come out to every show in big numbers and have a good time. Also because it was a terrible, terrible show from a performance perspective. But hey, people didn’t seem to care.
KG: Our second show that we ever played was at an actual legit music venue (as opposed to a dive bar, like our first show) and we did a terrible job with publicity and getting the word out. There was a great touring band opening for us, Girl in a Coma, and we were the locals who were expected to draw a crowd. We fucked up big time, and we deserved the tiny crowd we had. Nate and Kabir picked a memorable good show, but I think that poor showing on our part was a great learning experience that motivated us and propelled us forward as a band.

What three artists you would love to collaborate with?

KK: Michael Parker, Nate Frey, and Kevin Glass. Haha no seriously… if we’re talking actual artists, I’d love to collaborate with Mozart, Shakespeare, and Leonardo Da Vinci.

NF: David Byrne, Neil Young, Thurston Moore
KG: Nate and Kabir have to go all faux-pretentious. Who the hell is Thurston Moore? What has Mozart ever done lately? I’m going with Timbaland, R. Kelly, and Hugh Hefner.
MP: Vin Diesel, t.A.T.u., and Nicholas Cage

Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?

KK: Yeah, but I was drinking snot, so nobody really noticed.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?

KK: Haha almost, but I saw my friend coming and pushed her in first. Then I realized it wasn’t a swimming pool but a shark tank, and it wasn’t my friend, but a small child. That was the day I vowed never to drop acid at the aquarium again.

Eaten alligator meat?

MP: Yeah. It’s true what they say… tastes just like people.

Ever jump out of an airplane?

KG: This one time I did. I was on a routine flight from Russia back to the United States, and a bunch of terrorists plus Gary Oldman hijacked my flight. They took my family hostage and I faked jumping out in an escape pod, but actually stayed on board in the luggage compartment, overpowered the terrorists with my superior wit and a satellite phone that ran straight to Glenn Close, and finally was able to escape via a tripwire attached to a marine rescue plane.

Have you been to more than 10 countries?

KK: Pssh! I’ve been to more than 10 continents.

KG: Best five: Switzerland, England, Egypt, Israel, Texas. Worst five: France, France, France, France, France.
MP: You’re wrong. France has invented everything I love: Bikinis, ménage a trois, the French kiss, Audrey Tautou…

What did your last incoming text message say?

KG: “Lincoln freed the slaves.”

KK: “I know. I knew they were after me.”

What was the last thing you yelled out loud?

KK: “Shut up and pull!”

NF: Not sure, but probably “FUCK!”
KG: “Nate, if you don’t play a one-five-six-four power chord progression, I quit this fucking band!”
MP: “This is one of the best poops I’ve taken in my entire life!”