This Week’s "Moron of the Day of the Week" is……


Believe it or not, it’s not some moron that thinks Obama wasn’t born in the United States! Despite the White House releasing his long form birth certificate, there are still batshit crazy people that still don’t believe him. To you people? I am glad you don’t want healthcare. Because you need to die. Soon.

Anyhow, there’s someone else even more stupid out there. And it’s the man that cried racism and then called the cops and had a man arrested – for singing “Kung Fu Fighting”.

“We were performing Kung Fu Fighting, as we do during all our sets,” he told the newspaper. “People of all races were loving it. Chinese people have never been offended by it before.”

But Ledger told The Sun an Asian man walking by with his mother hurled an expletive and made an obscene hand gesture at the performers during the Sunday afternoon performance, then took a photo with his cell phone.

“We hadn’t even seen them when we started the song. He must have phoned the police,” The Sun quoted him as saying.

The man claimed he was “subjected to racial abuse,” police told BBC News, and complained to the police the same evening.

So this jerkoff publicly makes a crude gesture and remark, and nothing happens to him. A man covering a song made famous by a black man is then arrested? To that oversensitive “man”, I also have an obscene gesture for you. It’s called a middle finger, because you’re a fucking tool. To the Hampshire Constabulary? I’m pretty sure you have better things to do. You know. Like help solve murders? Or send your people off to help with that ridiculous wedding that’s nothing more than a middle finger to poor people across the world? No. You are doing a fine job. Idiots. All of you.

Click to Play Carl Douglas – Kung Fu Fighting

Dare to be STUPID! (Part 3)

So…I assigned homework to the staff. Find a song that sums up the last eight years with George W. Bush, and come up with 2 or 3 sentences/paragraphs to explain the choice in song. I joined in the fun too. Problem is, we couldn’t keep it short…so it’s going to be a three part series. HERE IS PART THREE!

MISTERZINK:

Right away, I knew which song defined the torture we’ve dealt with from the moron-in-chief of the last eight years. “Weird Al” Yankovic was asked to contribute a song the original Transformers movie back in 1986. What was submitted is a vastly underrated song of his. Essentially a parody of all the bad ’80’s music – Devo most notably – the song now takes new meaning with our Commander-in-Vacations doing a stupendous job of being superior in stupidity to even Millard Fillmore.

The song I’m talking about? “Dare To Be Stupid”. I’ve added both the music video as well as the part of the flick in Transformers it was from. Because that movie kicked mucho asso.

Seriously, does it hurt this guy’s brain to think about things that go beyond playing a game of horseshoes? I digress. As you were.


[Download Weird Al Yankovic – Stupid]

Link to the actual video, since Al doesn’t like embedding, I guess.


Think you can do better? pick a song and write up a few words to explain why, and maybe you will get published on our blog! send your drafts to: inallcapsATgmailDOTcom (replace “AT” with “@” and “DOT” with “.”)