Blackbird

While out walking the other day, I had a blackbird hovering over my head. Normally I wouldn’t think anything of it, but 2 years ago I got blindsided and attacked in the back of the head by one. According to what I read, you’re supposed to bark like a dog to scare them off. So I put my knowledge to use and started barking in a loud, gruff bark. It did nothing to scare that bird, but I did embarrass myself in front of a bunch of strangers before I took off in a full sprint. I don’t know what it is with me and birds. I’ve been shit on by them 5 times in my life as well. My mom thinks that they think my hair is a nest. I do have quite the mop. I however, believe it is payback for not cleaning my parakeet’s cage as a child. The guilt still haunts me, as I have this reoccurring dream that the poor thing’s poop is piled up to it’s perch. Guess that’s why now I’m only allowed to have plants as pets.

The male Red-winged Blackbird really is beautiful and after I “out ran” it, and escaped another brutal attack, one of my favorite Beatles’ songs popped into my head. “Blackbird” is such a simple, catchy tune that always makes me tap my foot and break out into a whistle.

(Apparently this kid practices his guitar a little bit more than I ever did)

It’s been covered countless times and I’ve seen it performed live by numerous artists. One of my favorites being “The Dead”. This version is from Milwaukee 7/1/03. Just Weir and his guitar, before the band joins in for a little jam and then into “Foolish Heart”.

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Even Neil Diamond takes a successful stab at his own version.

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Of all the times I’ve heard this song, I never knew that actual meaning of the lyrics. I had my own interpretation in my head, but after researching the intended meaning, I’ve come to love the song even more.

According to Wiki, “Blackbird was written when Paul McCartney was just sitting while he had free time on a tour. Then he heard a women screaming and a lot of police cars pulled up. The police had her handcuffed and were beating her. There was a giant crowd. Paul thought the black women committed a huge crime. Turns out all she did was sit in the whites section. Paul was shocked, as there was no segregation in England. He decided to write a song. Notice how all the adjectives are bad: dead, dark, sunken, broken, and black. They describe the unfairness. The verbs show the actions of the black people: fly, singing, free, arise, waiting and see. After all those tragedies the African Americans didn’t use violence. It was the lady’s time to be free and arise from the dark black night. There is also the sound of a foot beating in the background. McCartney insisted they have it but couldn’t do it himself so they actually used a metronome. Why? The footsteps represent the marching of all the African Americans.”

Simple tune it may be, but with some very profound lyrics. Thank you Mr. Blackbird for the near attack and causing me to do a little research and thank you even more to Lennon/McCartney for such a beautiful song!

not guilty (by reason of insanity?)

I woke up with Neil Diamond’s “I Am…I Said” in my head the other day. Before I move on, let’s all listen to that together so we’re in the same place.

Click to play Neil Diamond – I Am…I Said

Neil can be kitschy but I have to admit I’m a fan, and waking up with this random song in my head (and singing it for the rest of the day) made me think about other “guilty pleasures” in my music selection. These are the ones that for some reason I’d be a little hesitant to list in my favorites. Or I’d worry about my hipster cred, no matter how many PBRs I drank to make up for it, if I did. Then today I ran across this quote:

Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom. -Thomas Jefferson

I want to write that book, Mr. Jefferson. It’s time I brought some of my musical skeletons out of the closet. So here we go…

Neil Diamond: You’ve already heard my confession on this one. Yeah, I know we’ve all sung “Sweet Caroline” at karaoke and made the occasional joking reference, but I really think this guy is a great songwriter. Come on, he wrote “Girl, You’ll Be A Woman Soon,” which was badass enough to be covered by Urge Overkill and featured in Pulp Fiction.

Click to play Neil Diamond – Girl You’ll Be A Woman Soon

He is the “Solitary Man.” And, though it started as a joke, because of his contribution to the movie E.T. I ended up with a lamp and string of lights that are pretty special to me now. They look more or less like these. And yes, I do sing “Turn On Your Heartlight” every time I see them.

Bread: These guys may be more familiar to you than you know. They had quite a few big hits in the 70s, playing the kind of rock that makes Celene Dion seem aggressive. Their songs, particularly “Baby I’m A Want You,” “Make It With You,” and “Guitar Man” have been covered by all kinds of artists. It’s sappy, melodramatic silliness, but I can’t help loving it. Here’s “Diary,” one of the saddest songs ever written.

Click to play Bread – Diary

On the flip side you’ve got “If,” which I stand behind as one of the sweetest love songs ever.

Click to play Bread – If

George Michael

George Michael: If I weren’t American, I might feel less reserved about this one. Europe seems to have always known the guy’s talent and been able to reconcile his ability as a deep soul-influenced singer with his penchant for putting out poppy dance hits. On this side of the pond, or at least in the more rock-centric circles I run in, there seems to be more of a stigma. I finally had to look at myself, hiding in dark corners with my walkman and my copy of Listen Without Prejudice and say, “this is wrong. Be proud, for what the man doth he doth so well. Let him make great pop music!”

Click to play George Michael – Freedom 90

Pay attention to the lyrics there. It’s actually an emotionally autobiographical story of a young man getting caught up in the industry and struggling to find his own identity as he matures musically. And damn it’s catchy.
He’s also written some great ballads.

Click to play George Michael – One More Try

Faith and Listen Without Prejudice are both pretty brilliant albums that should be part of your collection. I find his most recent material more hit-or-miss but the guy is still super talented.

There are so many more but I’ll stop here. Maybe I’ll revisit the theme later. I invite you to begin writing your own book of wisdom. Shout your guilty pleasures from the rooftops, or even post them in the comments. Go buy the catalog of that one artist you’ve been running from all these years. Liberate yourself, for music should make us all more free.
Speaking of music making us free (there’s a stretch of a segue, but I didn’t want to characterize classical music as a guilty pleasure) I want to take a moment to recognize Henryk Gorecki, who passed away a few weeks ago. As a modern avant-garde composer he wasn’t for everyone, but his “Third Symphony, Symphony Of Sorrowful Songs” seems to be something most of us can agree on. Dedicated to the memory of Holocaust Victims, it is a stunning piece of work that stands as one of the most moving compositions ever written. It’s too long to post here but do yourself a favor: track down a copy and take some time out to listen to it all. It’s just…uh…wow.