Goodbye, oh false paradise

It was a tiny blurb; it was a compelling blurb. It lead me to recognize the CD on the New Release Wall on a record store visit a few weeks later. “On their debut single, a cover of Johnny Cash’s ‘Big River’, this Muscle Shoals sister act sings like angels while Jack White shreds like a man who met the devil at the crossroads and punched him in the nuts.”

Who wouldn’t want to buy something like that?

So I pointed the CD out, Mookie bought it for me, and I was tasked to write about the album. I played it in my car on the way back from the record store. Mookie got to listen to the new Less Than Jake in his car. I had only one word to offer for my review of the Secret Sisters’ eponymous debut album: “BORING.”

When Mookie asked about Jack White’s involvement, I was totally confused. I no longer had any idea what had moved me to want this album.

There are covers on this album. But not Johnny Cash covers. Hank Williams, George Jones, lots of covers on this album. And they’re covers of good songs, so of course… Who doesn’t have a soft spot for “Why Baby Why”? But you’re going to go all apeshit over this debut album full of covers? Come on.

And I get folk music. I get old-time country. I would love to be reborn as June Carter Cash. But this is too much ado over what? Elvis Costello is performing with them. Jakob Dylan. Gregg Allman. John Mellencamp. Elton John! Just what is happening? What do I not understand? Their voices are good. Sure. Nothing wrong with it. Is it about their innocence? Come on. Is it because we’ve decided to return to innocence? Is that what this is about?

I don’t want to hate on these sweet girls, but I’m just left asking what no one else will.  I guess it’s always been my way.

Nellie McKay has been doing this same kind of music for several years. But Nellie McKay is not innocent. Nellie McKay also recently released an album.  Of original work.  This album is called Home Sweet Mobile Home.  How is that for your “music for people”?  ::wink::  She recorded her debut album with her mother, despite also having duets with kd lang and Cyndi Lauper on same.  So what’s going on here?

Maybe there’s room for both.  I just don’t want you to get caught up in the current hype without realizing who came first.

Please check out Nellie McKay.  You’re going to love it.


Download Nellie McKay – Adios

Here is Track One, presumably their original work, from The Secret Sisters.


Download Secret Sisters – Tennessee Me


I can take the trouble, I’m 60 feet tall

If you’ve never wondered what it might be like to wake up in the morning and find a handful of deadbeat, derelict, drunken rockers sprawled out all over your kitchen crackhouse style, then you don’t have The Dead Weather’s debut album and you need to obtain it… Pronto.

You blink when you breathe
And you breathe when you lie
You blink when you lie
You blink when you breathe
And you breathe when you lie

It’s called Horehound, and it was recorded in three weeks by the supergroup comprised of Jack White of The White Stripes on drums and vocals, Dean Fertita of Queens of the Stone Age on guitar, Jack Lawrence of The Raconteurs on bass, and most notably, Alison Mossheart from The Kills fronting the band with the dirtiest whiskey-soaked vocals you’ve heard since before Grace Slick tried to Build A City.

Track 1, “60 Feet Tall”, would be my new theme song if I really wanted to slip into complete debauchery and decide to enhance the dark circles that wish they could take up permanent residence on my face. Instead, I will just play it in secret when I decide to drink alone. It’s a 5+ minute track, so instead of sharing that here, I will share “So Far From Your Weapon”, serving as a warning to all of us that that vice we crave is willing and waiting. Check it out:

[Download The Dead Weather – So Far From Your Weapon]

And if that isn’t enough warning, check out “Bone House”:

[Download The Dead Weather – Bone House]

The Dead Weather is currently on tour, bringing all their demons and tempting you to come along for the ride… All over the country this summer. Tonight they play in Detroit at The Fillmore. Try to check them out at First Ave in Minneapolis on Monday. That would be a legendary show. For all dates check out their website. Mookie and I will be catching them at Outside Lands in one month!

And of course you don’t want to buy CDs anymore. You want to listen NOW! Here are some links to download the albums. Show some love. Buy the music, support the site, but most of all, support the artists.

Don’t act like you can’t act, I know I’ve seen you do it
Better learn to shake hands….