The Drug Scouts of America

I didn’t even mean to buy a book that night.

I was at the electronics store for something else, but I was on the phone with someone who asked me how it was that I always found fiction books with drug stories in them.

How would I know?

The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star

I turned the corner and hit the book section, and it must have been fate. This was the night I would actually purchase, rather than read a random page and return to the rack, this book. Who wouldn’t want to read about the crazy, drug-fueled, sex-filled shenanigans of a bona fide rock star? It’s safe to say that I HATE Mötley Crüe, so I suppose that is what had always held me back from actually bringing The Heroin Diaries home with me.

Today was the day I was gonna get over it.

I’m glad I did.

“Sometimes, if I didn’t know better…I’d think that my dealer is trying to kill me.”

Don’t get me wrong; this book is not amazing or anything. It’s decent: I would recommend it to anyone who is a fan of rock and roll or a good collection of drug and debauchery stories. I’m glad I bought this book because it brought me to the “Heroin Diaries soundtrack!”

I know…that’s what I said when I discovered that Nikki Sixx had created a track for each chapter of the book.

Just another way to make a fucking dollar…

Once I realized it wasn’t actually a Crüe album, I decided to buy it. Not only are these tracks a true departure from Crüe music, it’s a fantastic album!

Dark, compelling, and polished. An album people notice. I mean, listen to the opening track! Yeah. You’re hooked.

[Sixx A.M. – Xmas in Hell]

The band Sixx A.M. released the single “Life is Beautiful” for mainstream radio, and it’s a great song…but my personal favorite is a track called Courtesy Call.

[Sixx A.M. – Courtesy Call]

It’s a tongue-in-cheek track about the nightmare that Nikki and the band caused hotel staff.

If you’re like me, you would have avoided this album (and book) like the plague. But I dove in for you, because that’s what I do. Take a deep breath; the water’s fine.

I Slept With Someone at inALLcaps.com and All I Got Was This Stupid Blog Written About Me




I am over 30 and wear a FOB t-shirt quite regularly. I recently had the album Infinity on High on constant repeat in the car. I love EMO music and I might need some help.

Granted, I am not busy at home cutting myself, nor do I have an EMO haircut. I do have a strong fondness for dark zip-up hoodies, and I have a collection of band tees. Maybe this music is made for 30 year olds? I wonder if some pimply fourteen year old can really pick up on the heavy irony that Pete Wentz lays down in some of his lyrics. Or maybe fourteen year olds find the misheard versions better anyways!

It’s not all about Wentz and his amazing song writing abilities, but it’s that magical combo of Patrick Stump’s distinctive voice and solid vocal range (although it seems that it doesn’t hold up in some of the footage and audio I have seen/heard of them in concert).

I had a hard time dealing with the fact that every album seemed to be a change in style or direction for them. From hardcore punk to experimenting with R&B. When it comes down to it though, it’s something to be embraced if it’s done well.

From what I have had the privilege of listening to of Folie à Deux, their upcoming release scheduled for late 2008, it’s another big change, and one that I am going to welcome with open arms.

The rumors are rampant about this album already the closer we get to the 12.16.2008 release date. Kanye West will make an appearance. Lil’ Wayne will make an appearance. (Jay-Z showed up on Infinity on High, in case you slept on that one.) Pharrel has produced a song. Even Debbie Harry supposedly gets on the bus to throw down some vocals. I don’t LOVE Blondie, but having the frontwoman of one of the most well-known NYC punk bands make a guest appearance on your record is a big deal.

I really want to share these two leaked songs of the new Folie à Deux (seriously, that is the worst name in history for an album, but prove me wrong in the comments if you got one worse) album, but DMCA violations are being handed out a lot to many popular blogs, with targets especially directed at songs off this album. Not sure if inallcaps is big ENOUGH yet, but considering all the press releases we are getting now, and the new collab with errorFM, I think someone at the labels might finally be watching! (Thanks for the page views!) So…maybe I try to get in a few of their old songs? I guess it’s the best I can do. I suggest looking for those leaks on the interwebs anyways. I am convinced it will get you to pick up Duex, and that’s really my goal anyways.

Oh! Guess what? I dug up a Kanye West/FOB mashup, which is at least timely and relevant.

[Download Kanye West/Fall Out Boy – I Don’t Care I Still Love Her]

One of my favorite things about Fall Out Boy has been that they get creative with their song titles. This one might be my favorite title for a song ever:

[Download Fall Out Boy – It’s Not A Side Effect Of The Cocaine, I Am Thinking It Must Be Love]